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Everywhere Go First Blur

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 As you enter the plane to take japa , you been think say everywhere good, based on belief!  You been buy all the sweet mouth way people dey yarn online. But as you land, you see say water done pass garri, e done dey blurry small small… everywhere come dey blur, e get as e be. The way the agent take explain am for social media, especially for TikTok and Twitter dey different from wetin dey play for your front. E reach your turn to come Europe , dem say job market crash, as Lapo baby wey yu be, people way loan you money done Dey call from Naija . E done dey blur, hunger wan wound your mama, the matter get as e be. Everywhere, go first blur Everywhere go first blur when things no go as you reason am. The city cold, the weather blur your eyes; as you no see food chop, everything just blur. As you dey reason your life, everything just deh blurry because you never sure of the direction way you wan go. bank of the sea E cold for inside as your belle dey turn, e come for outside a...

Japa: The sexiest thing about travelling abroad

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  When you travel abroad, you realise that it is possible to have a 24/7 power supply, and there is something called a ‘ zebra crossing ’. There is orderliness in the society, and these petty things are sexy, not in the form of coitus or sensually, but I mean it arouses the strand of hair on your skin, this is sexy, fam! Now that you are here, I would like to extend my congratulations to you. You have made it abroad; I welcome you to the new phase of your life. You’re overseas, welcome to Amsterdam , Berlin, London, Helsinki, or wherever you migrate to. You have prayed for this moment, talked to God about your desires to fly to Bakersfield and watch the rooftops of beautiful cities, escape from the heinous and nefarious ideologies you have known the entirety of your life- you are here now, big sexy. Bola Ahmed Tinubu chilling in France (Photo Credit: X) Before your departure at Muritala Muhammadu Airport , you didn’t know what to expect; you just took faith in the new phase, yo...