Japa: The sexiest thing about travelling abroad
When you travel abroad, you realise that it is possible to have a 24/7 power supply, and there is something called a ‘ zebra crossing ’. There is orderliness in the society, and these petty things are sexy, not in the form of coitus or sensually, but I mean it arouses the strand of hair on your skin, this is sexy, fam! Now that you are here, I would like to extend my congratulations to you. You have made it abroad; I welcome you to the new phase of your life. You’re overseas, welcome to Amsterdam , Berlin, London, Helsinki, or wherever you migrate to. You have prayed for this moment, talked to God about your desires to fly to Bakersfield and watch the rooftops of beautiful cities, escape from the heinous and nefarious ideologies you have known the entirety of your life- you are here now, big sexy. Bola Ahmed Tinubu chilling in France (Photo Credit: X) Before your departure at Muritala Muhammadu Airport , you didn’t know what to expect; you just took faith in the new phase, yo...